Tight End, balls deep! This is not a gay porn movie review!

10 10 2008

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, stars Michael Cera and the busty Kat Dennings.

Sorry to disappoint but I don’t watch gay porn. Either way I’m here with the movie review of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlists. Starring Michael Cera and the Busty Kat Dennings, with random special scenes from Finch(the MILF FUCKER, Eddy Kay Thomas) playing Jesus. The cast is primarily made up of random kids who can somewhat act which is a redeeming factor, considering I left the theatre wondering; “what the hell did I just watch?”

Plot wise, its simple. Very easy to understand and predictable. But that’s not really a problem in my books. Considering this movie has this busty chick. Fuck I went to see this hoping for a tit-fuck scene. I was very disappointed. Still who she is very pleasing to the eye, that it didn’t matter to me.

Back to the Plot, its about a guy who was dumped and went into emo mode for a month. Then his gay friends came along and tried to get him hooked up with another chick. And then the end.

She is a Quadrillion-times hotter with a shirt on.

Ok I was just joking, seriously I will give you guys a half ass sypnosis. I don’t like to spoil things especially to those who are actually interested in watching this. The film is pretty much a romantic comedy without Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. Those two should choke each other and not make movies together, ever! *Fun Fact*

Back to this movie, it is a love story with a lighter theme and the mood was just perfect. The brightlights of New York, it definitely fits the story. Nick and Norah, at first i was somewhat skeptical about this pair. Dude Kat’s tits could crush Michael Cera. That’s why I’m worried. Somehow they made it work, there were instances that the scene look kinda awkward. But to me I think they did a great job.

Um... yeah so wanna go balls deep?

The rest of the cast, they are ok. The so-called gay band actually did a great job not portraying gay stereotypes. Then the drunk slut Caroline, she had her moments. And then the ex was, what can I say she look like a toothpick. She aite!

Michael Cera is the bitch in this relationship.

I love this scene Cera got bitch-choked, that shit is gold in my books. Big ups to him taking it like a man.

More screencaps, Im not gonna spoil it anyfuther.

She is drunk, hence she is a slut.

TitFuck!

Who wouldn't do that? TitFuck