Linebarrels of Irons Episode 5

2 11 2008

Must touch breast

Booyakasha. HOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! This episode is funny! I’d be lying if I told you that this episode was a disappointment. To be honest this is the best episode to date. To simply summarize the episode it was an E short of EPIC.

"OH, Mandingo!"

"OH hey JR."

"Baby dick"

ORLY

Now we pick up where Yajima died, 2 days after he died. Hayase wakes up in the care of JUDA. Waking up in-front of a whore named… Forget it, I was too busy chatting while watching this episode.  Well she will be known as the welcoming committee. Her and Hayase heads up to Pops JUDA’s office and was met with a surprise party. This is how JUDA works, you destroy this amount of buildings in the city and you get a free BJ with a surprise party.

"Hayase is fucked now"

Go Pikachu

Grumpymon, attack!

After the Surprise party Hayase is introduce to the Wonder Twins. Well they are not that wonderful. Not too keen about meeting Hayase and thinking of him as a tool. So they gave him a kick to the groin for his initiation. While asleep Pops JUDA unknowingly signed up Hayase to his army of suit wearing socialists.

Moving on to the city that is suffering the aftermath of Hayase’s emo rampage. They head out to visit Yajima’s Funeral. He is actually dead peeps. Hayase upon witnessing Yajima’s coffin felt so guilty that he decided to leave.

Yajima is now dead.

OH TEH NOES!

With that over with Hayase reminisce of the past and was fed up with everythin that he crushed his pwn grave. The the bananaphone rang and Pops JUDA needs hi help. The Wonder Twins are getting their ass kicked like the fat kid in gym class. But to everyone surprise, they declined Hayase’s help. Miracle girl then showed up and she talked Hayase in becoming the hero of Justice.

Mecha Pinata

Those are my CANDIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bitch Please!

Hayase who looked like he was talking to Billy Mays bought the item and decided to help the Wonder Twins. Once again Hayase becomes the Hero of Justice and kicked everyone’s ass. The END.

Kenshin!